Baseless paranoia:  It’s a horrible feeling and a complete waste of energy, since there is nothing you can do to prove or disprove it.  So in order to put things into perspective I have started up a Platypus of Reason on twitter.  Its username is @ForInnerCrises, and its sole purpose is to make the paranoia into something that causes laughter, instead of unease.  If you are being bothered by a strange and paranoid theory about the motives of your friends, feel free to tweet it to the Platypus and it will reassure you.  You know it makes sense.